[OKAY THERE IS A KID HE DOES NOT KNOW SHOUTING AT HIM AND HE KNOWS WHO HE IS WHAT IS THIS MADNESS]

How do you...

Okay look. Bart. I'm... pretty sure I haven't had my memory wiped, but hey, I just woke up in a town with no idea how I got here or why. Weird stuff happens. I really honestly have no clue what you're talking about.