[002] - BLARGARAGARAGARAGAR

[fasterthan]

Action Around Town

[Wally actually... doesn't look all that bad in the tux and cape. Unfortunately his red hair completely ruins the effect, but he's giving it his best shot anyway.

Stalking you, that is. If he had his super speed he could maybe do this effectively but whatever.]

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[fasterthan]

[I'm going to go ahead and assume they've met in person at least once otherwise Wally would have no idea who this kid is.

BUT HE DOES. IT'S BART.

IT'S THE BOSS.

Stalk stalk stalk oh shit his just tripped over a tree root crap]

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

[Woops yes let's assume that is a thing that happened.

...WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!

And he turns around and sees it.]

...Wally? What are you wearing?!

[fasterthan]

[Wally raises a hand in a wave from his faceplant and sits up.]

Hey Boss! You know, I have no clue why I'm wearing this, I just woke up, crawled out of my grave and suddenly I'm shambling around in the throes of undeath. Pretty crazy, huh?

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

Uh...yeah...craaaazy.

[Just. Staring at you, Wally...]

[fasterthan]

[JUST TAKE IT IN STRIDE, BARTY-BOY, WALLY SURE IS]

I don't really get it either, actually, but I'm kind of stuck in shamble and stalk mode. Dunno why.

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

...Am I having a dream?

I mean, I've been sucked into video games, made smaller than an atom, and all kinds of other weird stuff before, but nothing that weird has happened here...yet.

[fasterthan]

[Wally scratches his head.]

Pretty sure you're not having a dream. I mean, it's possible, I got stuck in a dream once, but the whole dream sharing thing is kind of more weird.

Seriously though, all I know is that I was waking up and crawling out of a grave wearing this, and now I feel compelled to go stalk people. So... congratulations on being the lucky... uh... stalkee.

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

...You're stalking me?

[He ponders this for a second.]

I don't think I've ever been stalked before. Unless you count Inertia.

...I guess you could count Inertia.

[fasterthan]

I have no idea who Inertia is but I'm stalking you now! [He is really oddly cheerful about this whole thing.]

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

[This whole thing is odd.]

I guess that might be kind of cool. I can go up to people all "hey guys, Bart here, this is my sidekick. He's stalking me."

...That didn't come out as cool as I thought it would.

[fasterthan]

[He thinks about this.]

Yeah that actually sounds pretty weird.

[Wally you are being weird, did you ever think about that? Nope.]

So anyway, sorry if it creeps you out I guess.

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

I understand.

So uh...let's go, I guess.

[And he starts walking...]

[fasterthan]

[And Wally gets up and shambles on after him, arms out and everything.]

...yeah actually this is really weird.

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

It's like having a really creepy dog that isn't even a dog and wears a cape but it's not like, a Superman cape, it's like a cape from one of those lame old movies and--

...Yeah, I got nothing.

[fasterthan]

I can't even stop. No, seriously, like, I can't put my arms down and walk normally or anything.

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

Let me try something...

[He walks over and tugs on Wally's arms. To try and pull them down.]

[fasterthan]

[They go down easily enough, but as soon as Bart lets go they'll just come right back up again.

WEIRD.]

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

...I don't think I ever want to be undead.

[fasterthan]

I still don't want to be undead.

Come to think of it I don't feel particularly undead, except for strange impulse to shuffle around with my arms up and follow people around. And the cheesy outfit.

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

You don't feel like you're rotting?

[fasterthan]

Nope. Do I smell? Man, I hope I don't smell.

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

...I don't think you smell.

[fasterthan]

[He grins.]

Well that's something to be happy about, at least.

[has-no-plan.livejournal.com]

...I guess you could think of it like that.