RL with Suze, Genderswapped.

[fasterthan]

Thankfully, getting out of the watchtower with Suze's help was easier than expected. Wally had successfully hidden from Diana so that though she might have been suspicious, at least she didn't think something was terribly wrong.

In any case, they were back at Wally's apartment, Wally still in the now ill-fitting costume but at least moving around much more easily (he... she had been practicing on what was left of monitor duty). Once Wally got the door open, she practically fell into the apartment, hoping absolutely no one saw them.

She turned around and smiled awkwardly at the much more masculine Suze. "So. Uh. Hello again."

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[fasterthan]

Wally turned with a look of astonishment. "A ten-year-old? Really. That sounds like a fascinating story. Do tell."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Well it was really all Paul's fault, as usual," Suze said, rolling her eyes. "Paul was a guy who was pretty much obsessed with me, but because I prefered Jesse to him, he had his brother exorcise Jesse. So of course I had to go after him. If he was going to move on, it was going to be his choice, not because some kid made him," he explained. "Of course Father Dom got there before we finished the exorcism, and made us do it the 'proper' way."

[fasterthan]

"...so how did the kid exorcising you fit into all this?"

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Going after Jesse. I couldn't exactly just poof up to...wherever it was he went, even with the worldhopping. So the kid was going to exorcise my spirit so I could go find him. Used a rope and everything."

[fasterthan]

"That sounds... really really sketchy."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Looking back on it...yeah it does. Basically we did the same thing with Father Dom, except he's...licensed to exorcise or something like that."

[fasterthan]

"But it all worked out, right? So. Hooray and all that. Wohoo, let's have a party, good guys prevail!"

Wally stopped for a second and rolled her eyes. "Sorry. That sounded really stupid. I think I'm in shock or something."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Suze paused...then broke out laughing.

He went on laughing for a minute or so, then began to calm down.

"S-sorry," he said, breathlessly. "I'm not laughing at you. It's just...this whole situation is completely ridiculous."

[fasterthan]

Wally snorted. "You just went into hysteeeerics. Guess you're not quite as sane as you make yourself out to be."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Did you miss the part where I told you I had myself exorcised?" Suze smirked, as if that explained any lack of sanity that he had.

[fasterthan]

"Oh well. Welcome to the club, I guess. Initiation is on Tuesday."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Sounds good, I'll be there. And hopefully I'll be a girl again," Suze smirked.

[fasterthan]

"No kidding. If this lasts any longer than they're supposed to, I might have to hurt someone."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"I wouldn't mind helping you out with that."

[fasterthan]

"I wouldn't be surprised if we could get a whole bunch of people, if the community is any way to judge."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"We probably could," Suze agreed. "The genderswapped against genderswapping!"

[fasterthan]

With that, Wally burst out into fits of laughter. "We could make signs! Hold a protest!" She was laughing really hard.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Still recovering from his last laugh fit, Suze joined Wally laughing even harder. "Don't delay, save a boy/girl today!"

[fasterthan]

"If the gender doesn't fit, you must acquit!" Oh man this was too funny. Wally couldn't stop laughing.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Suze tried to come up with a good reply, but he was so out of breath from laughing he couldn't. "B-brilliant," he managed to wheeze in between bouts of laughter.

[fasterthan]

Yeah, Wally was pretty much dying of laughter. She definitely couldn't say anything else.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

The laughing went on for quite a bit, relieving quite a bit of the stress from the genderswap. After quite a while, Suze's laughter subsided and she just sat, slumped down on the couch, taking deep breaths to get his air supply back.

[fasterthan]

It took Wally quite a while to calm down, too, but finally she was also at the deep breaths stage, letting out an occasional giggle every now and then.

Wow. Her eyelids were feeling reaaally heavy... what time was it anywa...

Aaaaand yeah. She just totally fell asleep.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Suze noticed the room get suddenly quiet. He turned and looked over at Wally.

"Wally?" he said, but no reply. He shrugged and settled down into a comfortable position. Might as well get get some rest. He closed his eyes, and not long after drifted off to sleep.