RL with Suze, Genderswapped.

[fasterthan]

Thankfully, getting out of the watchtower with Suze's help was easier than expected. Wally had successfully hidden from Diana so that though she might have been suspicious, at least she didn't think something was terribly wrong.

In any case, they were back at Wally's apartment, Wally still in the now ill-fitting costume but at least moving around much more easily (he... she had been practicing on what was left of monitor duty). Once Wally got the door open, she practically fell into the apartment, hoping absolutely no one saw them.

She turned around and smiled awkwardly at the much more masculine Suze. "So. Uh. Hello again."

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[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Suze nodded awkwardly. "Hey."

He followed Wally into the apartment and took the backpack he had brought with his off her back. Opening it he pulled out some of his clothes, aside from the too tight outfit he was wearing now. He handed them over to Wally.

"Here you go."

[fasterthan]

Wally hesitated, but reached out and took the clothes anyway. She sighed as she looked at them, but walked into her room and changed rather quickly. 'Cause, you know. Super speed. But still, these were girl clothes and she wasn't used to them.

In any case, once she had changed she grabbed some clothes from her own closet, came out of her room and tossed them at Suze.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Thaks," Suze said as he caught the clothes. "Should I just change in the bathroom?" he asked.

[fasterthan]

"Yeah, go ahead. It's right there." Wally pointed.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Great."

Suze headed into the bathroom, closing the door behind him. With closed eyes he took off his own clothes and managed to pull on Wally's. Without even looking at the toilet he gathered up his own clothes and stepped out of the bathroom.

"Thanks again for letting me crash," he said as he came out. "I really couldn't let my family see me like this."

[fasterthan]

Wally laughed a little. "Yeah, no kidding." She collapsed on the couch and rubbed her forehead. "It really isn't a problem. After all, you got me out of the Watchtower. Thanks for that, by the way. And sorry about me getting all..." she waved her arms around. "Crazy. On you."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Nah, it's okay," Suze shrugged and joined Wally on the couch. "I mean, I was freaking out too. I just tend not to be that...vocal about it," he laughed a bit.

[fasterthan]

"You're a surprisingly sane person, Suze. Congrats for not being a psycho like the rest of us."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Oh I wouldn't say that," Suze said, shaking his head. "I've had plenty of insane moments. Like the time I almost had a ten-year-old exorcise me. That was real smart of me."

[fasterthan]

Wally turned with a look of astonishment. "A ten-year-old? Really. That sounds like a fascinating story. Do tell."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Well it was really all Paul's fault, as usual," Suze said, rolling her eyes. "Paul was a guy who was pretty much obsessed with me, but because I prefered Jesse to him, he had his brother exorcise Jesse. So of course I had to go after him. If he was going to move on, it was going to be his choice, not because some kid made him," he explained. "Of course Father Dom got there before we finished the exorcism, and made us do it the 'proper' way."

[fasterthan]

"...so how did the kid exorcising you fit into all this?"

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Going after Jesse. I couldn't exactly just poof up to...wherever it was he went, even with the worldhopping. So the kid was going to exorcise my spirit so I could go find him. Used a rope and everything."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Suze woke first the next morning. It took him a moment to remember where he was, but then he looked over to his left and saw a still female Wally leaned up against him.

Hm. Well this was awkward.

He didn't have much time to contemplate the awkwardness of the situation though, for a only a moment after he awoke he became acutely aware of how full his bladder felt. Panic settled in, but he couldn't move.

Craaaaaap! I need to pee.

[fasterthan]

Wally, still asleep, mumbled something incoherent.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. Clearly something had to be done. But what?

Suze really, really didn't want to go to the bathroom, but if he didn't, he was was pretty sure he was risking an...accident. Apparently it was time to suck it up and deal with. Closed eyes and lots and lots of toilet paper. Yes, that would work fine.

Now he had to actually make it to the bathroom. In most cases he wouldn't have bothered waking Wally, but she'd been freaking out so much the previous night that he figured she could use to rest. So veeeeeery carefully Suze slipped away from Wally, but held her up with one hand until he was standing up. Gently, he lowered Wally on to the couch and crept away to the bathroom.

[fasterthan]

Wally snuggled into the couch and let out a contented sigh in her sleep.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Okay. Part one was successful. Now for part two; the hard part.

Taking a deep breath Suze entered the bathroom and closed the door. He then went directly to the roll of toilet paper and wadded up as much as she could in her hands so that no real physical contact would be necessary.

After a few minutes Suze flushed the toilet, washed his hands, and only when he left the bathroom did he open his eyes.

Aside from the creepiness of it all, he felt much better.

[fasterthan]

Wally was sitting up on the couch, her arms crossed and a wicked grin on her face.

"You owe me ten bucks."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Oh shut up," Suze sighed and rolled his eyes. He moped over to the couch and sat down. "Stupid bladder..." he muttered.

[fasterthan]

Wally snickered and buddy-punched Suze on the arm. "You didn't even last a day."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Well excuse me if my bladder decided to hate me and be particularly weak today," Suze said, looking away from Wally. "I bet guys bladders are just naturally smaller than girls."

[fasterthan]

Wally snorted. "Yeah right. Excuses, excuses. It's not getting you out of paying me."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"I don't have that much cash on me," Suze sighed. "I'll get it to you after this stupid virus is over. Okay?"

[fasterthan]

Wally grinned. "Sure, whatever." She sat, relaxed and comfortable for a moment.

"So I take it you're done with the bathroom?"