RL with Suze, Genderswapped.

[fasterthan]

Thankfully, getting out of the watchtower with Suze's help was easier than expected. Wally had successfully hidden from Diana so that though she might have been suspicious, at least she didn't think something was terribly wrong.

In any case, they were back at Wally's apartment, Wally still in the now ill-fitting costume but at least moving around much more easily (he... she had been practicing on what was left of monitor duty). Once Wally got the door open, she practically fell into the apartment, hoping absolutely no one saw them.

She turned around and smiled awkwardly at the much more masculine Suze. "So. Uh. Hello again."

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[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. Clearly something had to be done. But what?

Suze really, really didn't want to go to the bathroom, but if he didn't, he was was pretty sure he was risking an...accident. Apparently it was time to suck it up and deal with. Closed eyes and lots and lots of toilet paper. Yes, that would work fine.

Now he had to actually make it to the bathroom. In most cases he wouldn't have bothered waking Wally, but she'd been freaking out so much the previous night that he figured she could use to rest. So veeeeeery carefully Suze slipped away from Wally, but held her up with one hand until he was standing up. Gently, he lowered Wally on to the couch and crept away to the bathroom.

[fasterthan]

Wally snuggled into the couch and let out a contented sigh in her sleep.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Okay. Part one was successful. Now for part two; the hard part.

Taking a deep breath Suze entered the bathroom and closed the door. He then went directly to the roll of toilet paper and wadded up as much as she could in her hands so that no real physical contact would be necessary.

After a few minutes Suze flushed the toilet, washed his hands, and only when he left the bathroom did he open his eyes.

Aside from the creepiness of it all, he felt much better.

[fasterthan]

Wally was sitting up on the couch, her arms crossed and a wicked grin on her face.

"You owe me ten bucks."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Oh shut up," Suze sighed and rolled his eyes. He moped over to the couch and sat down. "Stupid bladder..." he muttered.

[fasterthan]

Wally snickered and buddy-punched Suze on the arm. "You didn't even last a day."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Well excuse me if my bladder decided to hate me and be particularly weak today," Suze said, looking away from Wally. "I bet guys bladders are just naturally smaller than girls."

[fasterthan]

Wally snorted. "Yeah right. Excuses, excuses. It's not getting you out of paying me."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"I don't have that much cash on me," Suze sighed. "I'll get it to you after this stupid virus is over. Okay?"

[fasterthan]

Wally grinned. "Sure, whatever." She sat, relaxed and comfortable for a moment.

"So I take it you're done with the bathroom?"

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Suze shuddered and refused to look back at the bathroom door.

"Yes."

[fasterthan]

Wally laughed and bounded out of the couch, zipping into the bathroom. She wasn't perhaps quite up to a comfortable full speed yet, but she was getting there.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Suze sighed yet again and stretched out on the couch. He wasn't tired anymore, but it was nice to relax. He closed his eyes and rested his hand on his forehead.

[fasterthan]

Wally, er, finished up in the bathroom and came out, yawning a little.

"So, what do you want to do?"

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

A good question.

"Not really sure. When are you supposed to go to the mall?"

[fasterthan]

Wally shrugged. "I have no idea."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Then how about some breakfast?" Suze suggested. "I'm pretty hungry."

[fasterthan]

"Breakfast it is!" Wally got up and zipped over to the kitchen to look in the cabinets.

"Uh, cereal? I've got... let's see... cheerios, lucky charms, and captain crunch."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Please tell me you don't always have cereal for breakfast," Suze said as he walked into the kitchen.

[fasterthan]

Wally looked around at Suze with wide eyes. "What? It's easy and fast."

She rummaged around a bit more. "I mean, if you want to try making stuff, you can, but I've never had much patience for cooking."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Fastest man alive and you don't have patience for cooking?" Suze smirked. "Mind if I check out what you've got in the fridge?" he asked.

[fasterthan]

"It takes too long! Or I kind of stop paying attention and it gets ruined. I can do basic stuff, though." Wally shrugged. "Go ahead, I'm going to stick with cereal for now."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Guess I'm just spoiled from Andy making breakfast every morning," Suze said as he opened the fridge. He spotted a couple eggs and pulled them out. "Pans?"

[fasterthan]

"Who?" Wally was grabbing a bowl. "Oh, that cabinet." She pointed. "Utensils are there."

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

"Stepdad," Suze replied as he went to grab everything he needed. "The man cooks like there's no tomorrow."